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"Harold Bales is like the Paula Deen of the pulpit. His prose is battered and deep fried, then smothered in rich, folksy humor. Reading him is like comfort food for the soul."

—Andy Warfield

Editor, The Lake Norman Citizen

The Southern-Fried Preacher is written in a friendly, chatty, down-home style by a seasoned minister and writer who treats serious subjects with a light touch. Full of advice for navigating through the potholes of ordinary life, this book is unashamedly sentimental, surprisingly earthy and spiritually challenging. It will make you laugh out loud on one page; turn the page and it will touch your heart and bring a tear to your eye.

 

Many of the stories are selections from Harold’s weekly newspaper column of 20 years; others are about some of the author’s favorite people he has met on his forty-five year journey as a beloved pastor of several of United Methodist’s largest congregations.

 

Readers don’t need to be Christian or Southern to fully enjoy The Southern-Fried Preacher. “Besides,” the author points out, “everyone lives south of somewhere.

It's all a matter of the heart.”

An Ode to Okra

Memorable Iva Lee

The True Southerner

The Funeral

Waffle House Woes

Talking About Gizzards

The Pompous Preacher

Touch Each Other Lightly

The Funniest Things  

      Happen at Church

The Cost of a Dog

The Southern-Fried

       Daughter

The Prom

Mr. Gentry’s Whistle

 

Dudely Papaw

Of Late Night Calls and

        Naked Dining

Church of the Holy Oval

I Bought Myself a Speedo

Preaching Myself to Sleep

I Had a Curse Put on Me

Our 50th Anniversary

The Fine Art of

         Sweetheart-ery

Little Bit and Liberty

Searching the Attic

Prisoners of Hope

Repaint and See-in

          No More

 

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